Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
like a black girl can be “nice and respectable and polite ” everything white ppl want her to be but the moment she’s upset about something and gets a little too stern or talks a little too loud to their liking it’s like “ohh here comes bonquisha lol z snap neck roll bullshit” like next time it happens i’m truly beating someones ass